Action packed weekend where not much happened. If that makes any sense. Which I doubt muchly that it will because it's me we're talking about here. But, you know, whatevs. Stay or go man. There's a song in there somewhere ( Read more... )

Ugh I've been in teeth hell all week again. S'up emergency root canal? Number 573 even though I only have 30 teeth. Left ( Read more... )

Lord I totally slept in half an hour past my alarm this morning. Which, ordinarily, is no biggie but of course today is the one morning I have an early meeting that I can't miss or even be late for. So I grab the closest rumpled clothes from the bedside, toss on a headband and high tail it out of the house without even brushing my hair or teeth, ( Read more... )

I'm not really here. Because I'm very busy and important and in buckets of pain and thus cannot possibly be here wasting time when I have a Business Plan due in 2 and a half hours. That would irresponsible and foolish and I am certainly neither of those things ( Read more... )

That douchebag dentist totally stole my tooth. He just went in there and took it like some dirty little tooth taker. I'm going to have Fratboy arrest his shifty ass for tooth theft. Just as soon as all these drugs wear off and I can sit upright again...

Oh holy fuck I hate teeth. Even the nicest, most wonderful dentist in the world can't do much when your teeth are complete douchebags. And mine are. My teeth are fucking douchebags. That's right, I said it. I'm not covering for your pointy little douchebaggie asses anymore ( Read more... )